DeSavage Beast

laughawaykid:

iamanafricanprincess:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS
http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK
http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them
they stopped at sixty two

this is why coke beats pepsi

why didn’t they stop at 69

iamanafricanprincess:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

this is why coke beats pepsi

why didn’t they stop at 69

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23 / 05

65,637 notes

wordofcarl:

what the fuck, interwebs

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23 / 05

264 notes

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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18 / 05

37,572 notes

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

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18 / 05

163,562 notes

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

from

give me ya money lil nigga

to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

(via rosiedoll)

18 / 05

158,496 notes

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via rosiedoll)

18 / 05

96,286 notes

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15 / 05

251 notes

suicidal-thoughts-battle-scars:

breezeh:

ski-nny-and-fra-gilee:

50shadesofsuicide:

That’s what depression feels like.

Oh god..

this is seriously the scariest thing i’ve seen on this website omfg

Wow this is amazing

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15 / 05

439,721 notes

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15 / 05

608,000 notes

Intro:
yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs:
*written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion:
dats it lol bye

15 / 05

102,479 notes

bestnatesmithever:

There really needs to be a show where it is just Anderson Cooper interviewing bigots and he makes that face for an entire hour.

(Source: eredar, via wordofcarl)

15 / 05

48,113 notes

teachthemhowtothink:

Always true.

(Source: atheistjack, via wordofcarl)

15 / 05

254 notes

// That awkward moment when you say something really deep://

laugh-addict:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

(Source: ohsnapitslester, via rosiedoll)

15 / 05

199,378 notes

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: growlithed, via rosiedoll)

15 / 05

143,120 notes

envyincarnate:

tyriankarkat:

essay-storage:

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys

I’m here!

STOP

STOP

STOP

~~STOP~~

STOP

STOP.

THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS ILLEGAL.

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15 / 05

54,378 notes